http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1784026173680536801&q=Red+vs+blue+season+one&total=255&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5
Watch it it's funny.
Tucker: What are they talking about?
Church: You know? I fucking hate you.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Bionicle going downhill?Meh, go to Karzahni. I mean hell.
Aw come one guys, Bionicle ain't going downhill! Look at the Barraki! They are *Gasp* NOT CLONES! The Mahri ain't no clones either! Ok, they have gattling torpedo blasters, so what? Exo Toa electro rocket, anyone? Hydraxon: Like a skeleton? Gimme a break! It is like so freaking bulked up! And if he is skinny, of course he has to be! He's been dead for some time and then revived recently! Maxilos, ok, I admit it looks simple, but no need to bash it about people!It's a robot!No skin. No flesh!So cof course it is..Skeletony! The Barraki: Not complex enuff compared to Rahi. Ok, I'll admit it, they are too simple, but hello? The barraki are $19 canister sets. The Rahi are what? $60 on average box sets? It ain't fair! I'm not bashing the Rahi, they look good, good functions, but the price is a nono.
The Barraki look too different? THEY ARE 6 DIFFERENT SPECIES! The Toa having Gattling Torpedo launchers? Gee, let's see what their up against.
Side of good:
Toa with Torpedo launchers and the usual sword, claw, spear, etc, etc.
Matoran of Mahri Nui(Hopefully)
Lesovikk(Hopefully)
Hydraxon(Somewhat, a bit of a troublemaker)
Side of evil:
Barraki(With their huge armies, containing thousands of sea creature each)
Makuta
Maxilos and Spinax
And more...
Wow, the Toa are sure gonna win.*Rolls eyes*
That was sarcasm.
They are gonna get turned into Paste!They are so gonna lose, of course they need torpedo launchers!(Btw, they are going to manipulate the Barraki into killing each other)
Sets too cloned?
Look at the Barraki, and tell me what similarities you can find in 10 seconds. Do the same with the Toa Mahri.
Now look at the Bohrok and Bohrok Kal.
The Bohrok and Bohrok Kal are alomst Identical. They are officially the most clone sets ever. EVEN THE HORDIKA ARE BETTER. LEt's see...
Bohrok/Bohrok Kal:
Similarities:
limbs
body structure
feet
sheilds
Differences:
krana
colour
Now the Hordika
Similarities:
Chest plate colour
Feet
Body structure
Differences:
Head shape
Weapon
colour
See?Hordika are better than Bohrok.
Not that the Hordika are great, they suck like heck compared to 2006 and 2007, but were good nonetheless.
Weapons. Too modern?Ok, I'll admit a Ice ray gun and lava laucher is too modern, but hello people, those weapons are nuts compared to...Lets say, life sapping squids?Zaktan, Hakaan, Thok, Vezok, Avak, Reidak having too many powers? Fine, I'll admit it. They are too powerful, but the fact that they would love nothing more than to kill their own team mates seriously brings down that über strong attribute.
Bionicle going downhill in general. Ok, a timeline might solve this.
2001: Bionicles birth. Yippee!Start of 7 years of lego goodness. ooo...Mysterious island, evil entity(Makuta) cursed omnipotent Spirit(Mata Nui) into everlasting sleep. 6 heroes(Toa) hlp the villagers defeat the evil...
2002: Wow!Makuta is back!And with swarms of robotic machines with the command to destroy everything(Bohrok) as minions. Evil robots?No. Toa Transform into stronger Toa. Wowwee! Good parts for creations!
2003: Cor!Makuta unleashes Rahkshi to hunt down the Toa of light! Light prevails, Metru nui is refound! Yay!!!!First Bionicle Movie!Omigosh!!
2004: Wow!Turaga were Toa Metru once on Metru Nui!So cool! Second Bionicle movie!Awesome! Finally showed the day Makuta bespelled Mata Nui! Toa Metru finds new island and brings a few Matoran there!
2005: Ok...Toa Metru returns to Metru Nui and takes back Matoran. Gets mutated into Toa Hordika!Vakama Betrays them and returns to side of good!Matoran brought to new island.
2006: Shock!Horror!MAta Nui is Dying! Toa Nuva sent to Voya Nui to get Mask of Life, only to be defeated by the Piraka!Jaller and his company sets out to find the Toa...And become Toa them selves!They defeat the Piraka, but the mask of lifes goes under water...They follow in the name of good...
2007: The Mask is under water. A lost civilisation is found!Wow!6 imprisoned warlords attempt to get the mask, but the Toa try to stop them!Toa Mahri are here!So's Lesovikk!
All in all, Bionicles going up ya'll, maybe I'm the optmistic/over ethusiastic Fanboy, but heck, Ive been with bionicle since the beginning. I ain't giving up hope now.
Oh, and Jaller is jealous that Matoro is the mask bearer, so to those who say "ZOMG!!!!1111perfect Team!"...You are so wrong.
Your friendly Bionicle Fanboy,
TheLoserKid.
9You didn't seriously think I was gonna use my real name, did you?)
The Barraki look too different? THEY ARE 6 DIFFERENT SPECIES! The Toa having Gattling Torpedo launchers? Gee, let's see what their up against.
Side of good:
Toa with Torpedo launchers and the usual sword, claw, spear, etc, etc.
Matoran of Mahri Nui(Hopefully)
Lesovikk(Hopefully)
Hydraxon(Somewhat, a bit of a troublemaker)
Side of evil:
Barraki(With their huge armies, containing thousands of sea creature each)
Makuta
Maxilos and Spinax
And more...
Wow, the Toa are sure gonna win.*Rolls eyes*
That was sarcasm.
They are gonna get turned into Paste!They are so gonna lose, of course they need torpedo launchers!(Btw, they are going to manipulate the Barraki into killing each other)
Sets too cloned?
Look at the Barraki, and tell me what similarities you can find in 10 seconds. Do the same with the Toa Mahri.
Now look at the Bohrok and Bohrok Kal.
The Bohrok and Bohrok Kal are alomst Identical. They are officially the most clone sets ever. EVEN THE HORDIKA ARE BETTER. LEt's see...
Bohrok/Bohrok Kal:
Similarities:
limbs
body structure
feet
sheilds
Differences:
krana
colour
Now the Hordika
Similarities:
Chest plate colour
Feet
Body structure
Differences:
Head shape
Weapon
colour
See?Hordika are better than Bohrok.
Not that the Hordika are great, they suck like heck compared to 2006 and 2007, but were good nonetheless.
Weapons. Too modern?Ok, I'll admit a Ice ray gun and lava laucher is too modern, but hello people, those weapons are nuts compared to...Lets say, life sapping squids?Zaktan, Hakaan, Thok, Vezok, Avak, Reidak having too many powers? Fine, I'll admit it. They are too powerful, but the fact that they would love nothing more than to kill their own team mates seriously brings down that über strong attribute.
Bionicle going downhill in general. Ok, a timeline might solve this.
2001: Bionicles birth. Yippee!Start of 7 years of lego goodness. ooo...Mysterious island, evil entity(Makuta) cursed omnipotent Spirit(Mata Nui) into everlasting sleep. 6 heroes(Toa) hlp the villagers defeat the evil...
2002: Wow!Makuta is back!And with swarms of robotic machines with the command to destroy everything(Bohrok) as minions. Evil robots?No. Toa Transform into stronger Toa. Wowwee! Good parts for creations!
2003: Cor!Makuta unleashes Rahkshi to hunt down the Toa of light! Light prevails, Metru nui is refound! Yay!!!!First Bionicle Movie!Omigosh!!
2004: Wow!Turaga were Toa Metru once on Metru Nui!So cool! Second Bionicle movie!Awesome! Finally showed the day Makuta bespelled Mata Nui! Toa Metru finds new island and brings a few Matoran there!
2005: Ok...Toa Metru returns to Metru Nui and takes back Matoran. Gets mutated into Toa Hordika!Vakama Betrays them and returns to side of good!Matoran brought to new island.
2006: Shock!Horror!MAta Nui is Dying! Toa Nuva sent to Voya Nui to get Mask of Life, only to be defeated by the Piraka!Jaller and his company sets out to find the Toa...And become Toa them selves!They defeat the Piraka, but the mask of lifes goes under water...They follow in the name of good...
2007: The Mask is under water. A lost civilisation is found!Wow!6 imprisoned warlords attempt to get the mask, but the Toa try to stop them!Toa Mahri are here!So's Lesovikk!
All in all, Bionicles going up ya'll, maybe I'm the optmistic/over ethusiastic Fanboy, but heck, Ive been with bionicle since the beginning. I ain't giving up hope now.
Oh, and Jaller is jealous that Matoro is the mask bearer, so to those who say "ZOMG!!!!1111perfect Team!"...You are so wrong.
Your friendly Bionicle Fanboy,
TheLoserKid.
9You didn't seriously think I was gonna use my real name, did you?)
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Reopenining this blog..Please wait..
Long time never post liao. THis blog feel worse than a ghost town in a cheesy cowboy movie.><
Anyway, it's been a long time since I wrote anything, so I guess I'll write a cheesy, lame piece of crap to practice. Throw stuff at it, or praise it
Oh yea, tomatoes on sale for $0.50 each.
For trained assasin, Kyanok, killing was an everyday affair. Jump in, eliminate the target, sneak out, etc, etc. He was the best assasin there was, but he had a secret to his success. He had control over air and ice, or you could say, he was Aerokinetic and Cryokinetic. His ways of elimination were simple, either suffocate the victim by removing air from their lungs or freeze them.
"Got the plan?" A dark figure asked Kyanok.
Kyanok nodded impatiently and said,"Yes, yes, let's just get 'em already." He and his partner, Ociok, were on a particularly weird mission. Apparently, someone has decided that the world would be better without this particular village. So, in the the name of profit, the Life Takers dispatched the 2 assasins to destroy the village.
The Dark figure said,"All right then," He adjusted his Gamma ray blaster,"Let's go."
Kyanok unsheated his sword and said,"I'll be right behind you."
Kyanok and his partner ran into the village, his partner blasting away at the defences while Kyanok chopped down villager after villager. "This is more fun than the genocide we commited!" His partner exclaimed.
"Yes, much more fun, Ociok." Kyanok muttered as he chopped down another warrior. Ociok shot down several warriors himself, laughing all the time.
By now, the 2 assasins were getting tired. Kyanoks arms were aching when he had a brainwave.
"Cover me." He said. Ociok nodded. Kyanok ran towards thegates, and when he was out, he concentrated, and started creating a vacuum around the village. Anything within the radius of 4 meters will suffocate. He started absorbing the air, slowly, inch by inch. When he was sure that the village had no more air, he released all the air on a rock, which got blasted into shrapnels.
He watched in entertainment as warrior after warrior collapsed from air deprivation. And finally, Ociok fell.
Kyanok walked to the boat that carried them to the island. He looked back at the ghost village and said," Sorry, can't advance in this jo ithout making sacrifices." He smirked, then chuckled to himself as he pushed the boat into the water and jumped in.
End.
Not that bad, eh?
Anyway, I'll end it here.
Seeya.
Anyway, it's been a long time since I wrote anything, so I guess I'll write a cheesy, lame piece of crap to practice. Throw stuff at it, or praise it
Oh yea, tomatoes on sale for $0.50 each.
For trained assasin, Kyanok, killing was an everyday affair. Jump in, eliminate the target, sneak out, etc, etc. He was the best assasin there was, but he had a secret to his success. He had control over air and ice, or you could say, he was Aerokinetic and Cryokinetic. His ways of elimination were simple, either suffocate the victim by removing air from their lungs or freeze them.
"Got the plan?" A dark figure asked Kyanok.
Kyanok nodded impatiently and said,"Yes, yes, let's just get 'em already." He and his partner, Ociok, were on a particularly weird mission. Apparently, someone has decided that the world would be better without this particular village. So, in the the name of profit, the Life Takers dispatched the 2 assasins to destroy the village.
The Dark figure said,"All right then," He adjusted his Gamma ray blaster,"Let's go."
Kyanok unsheated his sword and said,"I'll be right behind you."
Kyanok and his partner ran into the village, his partner blasting away at the defences while Kyanok chopped down villager after villager. "This is more fun than the genocide we commited!" His partner exclaimed.
"Yes, much more fun, Ociok." Kyanok muttered as he chopped down another warrior. Ociok shot down several warriors himself, laughing all the time.
By now, the 2 assasins were getting tired. Kyanoks arms were aching when he had a brainwave.
"Cover me." He said. Ociok nodded. Kyanok ran towards thegates, and when he was out, he concentrated, and started creating a vacuum around the village. Anything within the radius of 4 meters will suffocate. He started absorbing the air, slowly, inch by inch. When he was sure that the village had no more air, he released all the air on a rock, which got blasted into shrapnels.
He watched in entertainment as warrior after warrior collapsed from air deprivation. And finally, Ociok fell.
Kyanok walked to the boat that carried them to the island. He looked back at the ghost village and said," Sorry, can't advance in this jo ithout making sacrifices." He smirked, then chuckled to himself as he pushed the boat into the water and jumped in.
End.
Not that bad, eh?
Anyway, I'll end it here.
Seeya.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Of course, the daily life of me.
Hey!Today the weirdest thing happened to me!
I was walking down the side of Ginza plaza when I saw something crash into the drain, it bobbed up and down before stablizing. I looked over the railing(Which was painful since there were shrubs in the way)The ship attempted to steer itself to the stairs. Note the word Attempted. It crashed into the same wall 10 times before it found the stairs. The doors opened...
A greenish glow...
Deep breathing...
Growling...
Then out of the ship, 3 blobs of meat stepped out.
How Anitclimatic...Tsk..tsk..tsk..
An innocent bystander walked a bit too close to the lumps of meaty goodness and got...um..
zapped by the aliens with a weird looking ray gun(Looks like an oversized matchstick).
Their names were: Hamburger, meatloaf and drumstick.
How do I know?The nametags you twit.
"What do we do now?" asked Hamburger.
"I know!" Meatloaf said rather loudly.
"Keep it down!" Drumstick hissed."What's your idea?"
"Let's attack that convieniently placed pink building!"
"Short, sweet and pointless.I like." Hamburger said.
Then they walked into the building without knowing it was closed.They were even bigger twits.
They were captured and...
Hamburger was later eaten in a hamburger sold in McDonalds.
Meatloaf was accidentally dropped and ran over by 20 lorries wich happened to be passing by.
Drumstick was eaten by a hungry worker.
How do I know?
I ate Hamburger.
Meatloaf was that gooey slime on the road.
Drumsticks bone was on the floor.
...
...
...
...
...
Okok!All I did was wake up, eat, play com, go tuition, come back, play bionicle, slack, sleep, swake up, slack more, space out, change, go for Martial arts(Thus my numb legs, or maybe cuz my AC setting is too low..), come back, eat, play com, listen to music, read, and now typing. Happy?
No?
Then too Bad!Ha ha!*Gets splattered by tomato*
Hey!
...
...
...
...
...
...
What?
Make it longer?
Fine.
There, one word longer.
..
..
Hey you!Yea you!Looking at the screen!It's finished!Go away!You too!*Points at air*
END
I was walking down the side of Ginza plaza when I saw something crash into the drain, it bobbed up and down before stablizing. I looked over the railing(Which was painful since there were shrubs in the way)The ship attempted to steer itself to the stairs. Note the word Attempted. It crashed into the same wall 10 times before it found the stairs. The doors opened...
A greenish glow...
Deep breathing...
Growling...
Then out of the ship, 3 blobs of meat stepped out.
How Anitclimatic...Tsk..tsk..tsk..
An innocent bystander walked a bit too close to the lumps of meaty goodness and got...um..
zapped by the aliens with a weird looking ray gun(Looks like an oversized matchstick).
Their names were: Hamburger, meatloaf and drumstick.
How do I know?The nametags you twit.
"What do we do now?" asked Hamburger.
"I know!" Meatloaf said rather loudly.
"Keep it down!" Drumstick hissed."What's your idea?"
"Let's attack that convieniently placed pink building!"
"Short, sweet and pointless.I like." Hamburger said.
Then they walked into the building without knowing it was closed.They were even bigger twits.
They were captured and...
Hamburger was later eaten in a hamburger sold in McDonalds.
Meatloaf was accidentally dropped and ran over by 20 lorries wich happened to be passing by.
Drumstick was eaten by a hungry worker.
How do I know?
I ate Hamburger.
Meatloaf was that gooey slime on the road.
Drumsticks bone was on the floor.
...
...
...
...
...
Okok!All I did was wake up, eat, play com, go tuition, come back, play bionicle, slack, sleep, swake up, slack more, space out, change, go for Martial arts(Thus my numb legs, or maybe cuz my AC setting is too low..), come back, eat, play com, listen to music, read, and now typing. Happy?
No?
Then too Bad!Ha ha!*Gets splattered by tomato*
Hey!
...
...
...
...
...
...
What?
Make it longer?
Fine.
There, one word longer.
..
..
Hey you!Yea you!Looking at the screen!It's finished!Go away!You too!*Points at air*
END
Monday, March 19, 2007
Hey....Why am I HAPPY to go to school?
Whoopee!
Using Acrylic to make stuff in DNT!But then I think DNT test I Su ka liao.(Singlish spelling sux la...Paiseh..)But I dunno my measurments are correct...Damn..Skalee wrong then must redo...Ah well, still got weeks!!!!
Today IT club use FlashPlayer to make buttons...My one like mad person do one.Words jump here jump there...I used 14 motion tweens in total!
Now the question in the title. For one thing, I was banned from the Com and then going to school didn't seem bad....And...I also miss my friends.I whole holiday no one to Talk to, only on MSN la.
Now the damn blog skin very plain, cuz I dunno how to edit.(Paiseh...Again.)
Then now English is on Fantasy stories. Yay!I like writing and most of my stories are so impossible that it fits only fantasy.=P
Huh?Wan proof ah?
Ok lor, here's a poem I did yesterday on Notepad.(On Bionicle...As usual)
Don't Join the Dark Hunters
Don't join the Dark Hunters,
life as one is forever torture.
Heed my advice please,
because as one,
one day your life might just,
Cease.
You'll always be going on a job,
be it, spying, robbing, assasination or anything at all,
though some employers are small,
they behave as if they are better than you.
But then they cannot be slewn,
lest you suffer the wrath of The Shadowed One.
Once you join, you are tied to the Dark Huntrs for life,
It's as if you wear at the sharp end of the Grim Reapers Scythe.
But sometimes, you will feel you are about to die,
Especially if The Shadowed One gives you the evil eye.
Some gets called to his chamber,
but few will leave.
All life that enters seems to be,
Devoured.
So please,
whoever is reading this,
heed my advice,
Don't join the Dark hunters,
Please.
Siriko,
Master Assasin
Bad hor?
Anyway...
Random Angry mob:END IT ALREADY!
Alright, Alright,
END
...
Ok la,
End
Using Acrylic to make stuff in DNT!But then I think DNT test I Su ka liao.(Singlish spelling sux la...Paiseh..)But I dunno my measurments are correct...Damn..Skalee wrong then must redo...Ah well, still got weeks!!!!
Today IT club use FlashPlayer to make buttons...My one like mad person do one.Words jump here jump there...I used 14 motion tweens in total!
Now the question in the title. For one thing, I was banned from the Com and then going to school didn't seem bad....And...I also miss my friends.I whole holiday no one to Talk to, only on MSN la.
Now the damn blog skin very plain, cuz I dunno how to edit.(Paiseh...Again.)
Then now English is on Fantasy stories. Yay!I like writing and most of my stories are so impossible that it fits only fantasy.=P
Huh?Wan proof ah?
Ok lor, here's a poem I did yesterday on Notepad.(On Bionicle...As usual)
Don't Join the Dark Hunters
Don't join the Dark Hunters,
life as one is forever torture.
Heed my advice please,
because as one,
one day your life might just,
Cease.
You'll always be going on a job,
be it, spying, robbing, assasination or anything at all,
though some employers are small,
they behave as if they are better than you.
But then they cannot be slewn,
lest you suffer the wrath of The Shadowed One.
Once you join, you are tied to the Dark Huntrs for life,
It's as if you wear at the sharp end of the Grim Reapers Scythe.
But sometimes, you will feel you are about to die,
Especially if The Shadowed One gives you the evil eye.
Some gets called to his chamber,
but few will leave.
All life that enters seems to be,
Devoured.
So please,
whoever is reading this,
heed my advice,
Don't join the Dark hunters,
Please.
Siriko,
Master Assasin
Bad hor?
Anyway...
Random Angry mob:END IT ALREADY!
Alright, Alright,
END
...
Ok la,
End
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Ok....Now what?
Sianz~Now nothing to do....
Nothing new, cept I starting to play RS and Maple again, RS juz lv31, sux, I noe.
And then, some might say,'Eh, why blog skin so bland one ah?'
The answer is simple.The last time I tried to edit the skin, I messed up the whole blog.
I would like to Post my RS profile(For those who can actually be bored or bothered enough to read it) but it would be too long, aw heck, it takes up space.HEck, I'll just post profiles on random bionicles.Will post more.
Mantax: The Ray
Most Mysterious of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Laucher
Natural weapons: Pincers, Spike at back racts as electric conductor, Head spikes.
Animal is resembles: Manta Ray
Quote: "I have no friends...Just enemies I haven't killed yet."
Kalmah: The squid
Intellect of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Launcher
NAtural weapons: A huge long Tentacle
Animal it resembles: Squid
Quote: "We shared our victory and our punishment...So we will share the power of this mask as well."
Takadox: The mantis
Mentally sharpest of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid launcher, twin knives
Natural weapons: Hypnosis
Animal it resembles: Praying Mantis
Quote: "Poor Toa...Today, they're heroes...Tomorrow, food for the fish"
Carapar: The crab
Phsically strongest of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Launcher
Natural weapons: Claws
Animal it resembles: Crab
Quote: "Don't mistake us for some stupid Rahi.Before we ended up down here, your kind bowed down to us."
Nocturn
Keeper of the Mask of life
Weapons: Squid launcher, blades.
Natural weapons: Tentacle
Animal it resembles: Starfish?Squid?Octopus?Haven't been officialised by writer.
Quote: "What do you want here?This is my place!Go away or I rip and tear!"
Seen enough?No?
Here's more:
Zaktan: Leader of the Piraka
Powers: Laser vision, A natural, but not so natural power of turning into trillions of Protodites.
Weapons: Zamor sphere launcer, Triple bladed sword/scissors.
Quote: "Life from death...Death from life"
Fear: Not Known
Hakaan: Slave driver of the Piraka
Powers: Heat vision, able to use opponents thoughts against them.
Weapons: Lava Launcher/Claw, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "If you feel tired, Vezok, you could always let go, I'll let your friends-If you have any, know where to look for your pieces"
Fear: His armour melting off his body.
Vezok: Calmest of the Piraka, yet the most angered
Powers: Impact Vision(You feel like you got whacked by a sledge hammer), Able to copy opponents powers.
Weapons: Harpoon/sickle, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Let me in there!I'll strangle that freak and stuff his spear down his-"
Fear: Getting into a fight with reidak
Reidak: Tracker of the Piraka
Powers: Infrared vision and able to adapt ater every defeat, so you can't defeat him the same way twice.
weapon: buzzsaw/drill, zamor sphere launcher
Quote: "So that's it?We give up?"
Fear: Getting into a fight with Vezok
Thok: Least social of the Piraka
Powers: Confusion vision, Able to bring non living things to life.
Weapons: Ice gun/Ice Peg, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Let's go, the mask must be close now."
Fear: His own armour strangling him
Avak: Weapons master of the Piraka
Powers: X ray and telescopic vision, able to create jail dells out of thin air.
Weapons: Pick axe/Jackhammer, Zamor Sphere launcher.
Quote: "Tell it that, maybe you can get it to agree that it doesn't exist"
Fear: Can't speak or move.
Irnahk: Bringer of Fear.
Powers: Able to bring anyones worst fear come true.
Weapons: Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Does not exist?Says I"
Fear: IT IS FEAR
Phew, I guess that's it, Seeya.
Nothing new, cept I starting to play RS and Maple again, RS juz lv31, sux, I noe.
And then, some might say,'Eh, why blog skin so bland one ah?'
The answer is simple.The last time I tried to edit the skin, I messed up the whole blog.
I would like to Post my RS profile(For those who can actually be bored or bothered enough to read it) but it would be too long, aw heck, it takes up space.HEck, I'll just post profiles on random bionicles.Will post more.
Mantax: The Ray
Most Mysterious of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Laucher
Natural weapons: Pincers, Spike at back racts as electric conductor, Head spikes.
Animal is resembles: Manta Ray
Quote: "I have no friends...Just enemies I haven't killed yet."
Kalmah: The squid
Intellect of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Launcher
NAtural weapons: A huge long Tentacle
Animal it resembles: Squid
Quote: "We shared our victory and our punishment...So we will share the power of this mask as well."
Takadox: The mantis
Mentally sharpest of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid launcher, twin knives
Natural weapons: Hypnosis
Animal it resembles: Praying Mantis
Quote: "Poor Toa...Today, they're heroes...Tomorrow, food for the fish"
Carapar: The crab
Phsically strongest of the Barraki
Weapons: Squid Launcher
Natural weapons: Claws
Animal it resembles: Crab
Quote: "Don't mistake us for some stupid Rahi.Before we ended up down here, your kind bowed down to us."
Nocturn
Keeper of the Mask of life
Weapons: Squid launcher, blades.
Natural weapons: Tentacle
Animal it resembles: Starfish?Squid?Octopus?Haven't been officialised by writer.
Quote: "What do you want here?This is my place!Go away or I rip and tear!"
Seen enough?No?
Here's more:
Zaktan: Leader of the Piraka
Powers: Laser vision, A natural, but not so natural power of turning into trillions of Protodites.
Weapons: Zamor sphere launcer, Triple bladed sword/scissors.
Quote: "Life from death...Death from life"
Fear: Not Known
Hakaan: Slave driver of the Piraka
Powers: Heat vision, able to use opponents thoughts against them.
Weapons: Lava Launcher/Claw, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "If you feel tired, Vezok, you could always let go, I'll let your friends-If you have any, know where to look for your pieces"
Fear: His armour melting off his body.
Vezok: Calmest of the Piraka, yet the most angered
Powers: Impact Vision(You feel like you got whacked by a sledge hammer), Able to copy opponents powers.
Weapons: Harpoon/sickle, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Let me in there!I'll strangle that freak and stuff his spear down his-"
Fear: Getting into a fight with reidak
Reidak: Tracker of the Piraka
Powers: Infrared vision and able to adapt ater every defeat, so you can't defeat him the same way twice.
weapon: buzzsaw/drill, zamor sphere launcher
Quote: "So that's it?We give up?"
Fear: Getting into a fight with Vezok
Thok: Least social of the Piraka
Powers: Confusion vision, Able to bring non living things to life.
Weapons: Ice gun/Ice Peg, Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Let's go, the mask must be close now."
Fear: His own armour strangling him
Avak: Weapons master of the Piraka
Powers: X ray and telescopic vision, able to create jail dells out of thin air.
Weapons: Pick axe/Jackhammer, Zamor Sphere launcher.
Quote: "Tell it that, maybe you can get it to agree that it doesn't exist"
Fear: Can't speak or move.
Irnahk: Bringer of Fear.
Powers: Able to bring anyones worst fear come true.
Weapons: Zamor sphere launcher.
Quote: "Does not exist?Says I"
Fear: IT IS FEAR
Phew, I guess that's it, Seeya.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Welcome.To.The.Life.Of.A.Loser
Hi.There.Wait.Oh no.I.Can't.Stop.The.Full.Stop.Help.Ahhhhhh.
*Insert funny static like sound here*
Ah, much better.See?See?See?That's EXACTLY how lame I am.Take that as Example A, folks.
Damn it, I hate this font, this'll take a second.
Ah, Much better.
Got that?I said,'Ah, much better'
Random angry mob: Boo!hiss!*Throws rotten tomato*
Hey!
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...
Alright alright, I'll try somethin' else.
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...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
Dammit, isn't there Adler font?
There isn't?NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Take that as Example B as how lame I am.
Ah well, I guess italic arial will have to do.
Anyway, here's the scoop on me.
Crowd: Wha-?
Infomation.
Crowd: ?
I-N-F-O-M-A-T-I-O-N
Crowd: Much better...
Anyway, here it is.
Name: Kristof Han Guoding
Fave colour: Green, silver, Black.
Fave bands(Please....Don't laugh.): the All American Rejects, Busted(Of course!), The Click five, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, and any band that does Synthesised Music(Means played on the Synthesiser)
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Spacing out, Playing with bionicles, reading, sleeping, Using the com, and...I think that's it.Oh yea, and Cycling.
Oddities: Randomly breaks into air guitaring, talks to self sometimes, HATES light, LIKES darkness(I'm serious).
There, I said it, can I go now?
Crowd: No.
Take this as example C as how lame I am.
Now what to right ah?
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Seeya Next Post.
*Insert funny static like sound here*
Ah, much better.See?See?See?That's EXACTLY how lame I am.Take that as Example A, folks.
Damn it, I hate this font, this'll take a second.
Ah, Much better.
Got that?I said,'Ah, much better'
Random angry mob: Boo!hiss!*Throws rotten tomato*
Hey!
...
...
...
Alright alright, I'll try somethin' else.
...
...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
Dammit, isn't there Adler font?
There isn't?NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Take that as Example B as how lame I am.
Ah well, I guess italic arial will have to do.
Anyway, here's the scoop on me.
Crowd: Wha-?
Infomation.
Crowd: ?
I-N-F-O-M-A-T-I-O-N
Crowd: Much better...
Anyway, here it is.
Name: Kristof Han Guoding
Fave colour: Green, silver, Black.
Fave bands(Please....Don't laugh.): the All American Rejects, Busted(Of course!), The Click five, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, and any band that does Synthesised Music(Means played on the Synthesiser)
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Spacing out, Playing with bionicles, reading, sleeping, Using the com, and...I think that's it.Oh yea, and Cycling.
Oddities: Randomly breaks into air guitaring, talks to self sometimes, HATES light, LIKES darkness(I'm serious).
There, I said it, can I go now?
Crowd: No.
Take this as example C as how lame I am.
Now what to right ah?
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...
...
...
...
Seeya Next Post.
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